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Oh, yeah. Okay, swing it around. Okay. Ow, ow, ow. What? [grunting] [thud] ‘ [gasps] [groans] flight buzzing] [distant chatter] [distant thumping] Jesus Christ. What the hell is this, Os? Don’t be afraid, dude. This is just my holy cowl’ It kind of keeps the ghosts out’ What are you doing? Uh, right now… first things first. I’m destroying the portal. I don’t want any more bad guys to slip through. You’re destroying my paintings? Yeah. The great collaboration with the Devil? Over. I think that you’re imagining all of this. And you, Mr. Material World, are gonna tell me what’s real and not real? I see more than you, asshole. I mean, you’re just one of his pawns’ You’re a black pawn. I’m a white knight, motherer. I’m gonna make all this go away for you. Now, your wife and son get here in / hours, and when they do, I am gonna cast the devil out of him, and all will be well with the world. Help! Help me! … Help- [ominous music]  No tummy ache? No. I’ve been eating wheat more lately, anyway, so… Then maybe you’re done with your allergy. Wouldn’t that be wonderful? Not have to worry what you’re eating right now. [muffled grunting] Mom! Dad! Dad! [muffled shouting] Os, no! No! No! No! No! [muffled yelling] Hello, old friend. [singer vocalizing]  Oh, my God. Mary! Mary! Os, what are you doing? Shut up, Dan. What’s going on? [muffled] Mom! Dad! Mom! He”?! Help! Mom! Mom! Help! What are you doing? Hi, Jazz. [muffled yelling] Help! Help! Help! [muffled speech] [singing] Oh God Give me power Give the power to me Take me down and give me the power To take down the Devil Take the Devil down to the river ground And watch him drown Watch the Devil drown Help! Help! Help me! Help! Jazz! It’s Dad! I’m right here! Help! Jazz, everything’s gonna be okay! I’m here! I’m right here! What are you doing with my son?! Shut up, man! This is my show now. God. God and I are running this . Look who’s waking up. Mary, hello. Uh, my name is Os. I am a ghost killer, demon fighter, etc. Uh, your husband hired me to rid your home of E.F.D.X.S, but in the process, I discovered that your entire family, yourself included, are being haunted, uh, manipulated by Satan in order to create a vessel for either himself or one of his top black angels’ Now, I don’t want you to overreact, but that thing is inside your son. [muffled] Just let me talk, okay? Will you behave? Or are you gonna act like a baby? [muffled] I’ll behave. Who are you? I want you to have some wine. Drink it. Got to drink it all. This is nice… Just two old friends sharing some wine. Now I have something to say to you, demon. You get out of this boy, and leave him alone or I’m gonna drive you out. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Why are we fighting? I mean, seriously, this could be so easy. Just jump out of him. What do you want me to do? Drink. Yeah, chug it down, Bubba. Tell me you’re the Devil. I’m not the Devil. Tell me you’re the Devil. I’m not the Devil. I’m not. I’m really- What is your name, demon?! Jasper Papadakis. A.K.A. Jazz? Yeah. No! [whimpering] [coyote howling] Mm-hmm. In the next room, all these women and more are waiting there just for you. They’re warming each other up, and they’re waiting to lick your cloven hoof. Just come out of the boy. Just come out of him. [scoffs] All right. Let’s take it up a notch. [breathing heavily] [toy buzzing] [wind chimes tinkling] [light buzzing] What the is your name, demon?! I am gonna drag your ass down to Chipmunk Rock and bury you back to Hell, where you belong! You are a ward of this boy, not me! [muffled] I’m not Satan. You leave me no choice. pricks of the blessed needle! [muffled] No, please. Why f-forty-five? [grunting] -,,,,. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Get out of him! Get the out of my boy! Now! ! Just come out! ! [wind blowing] [telephone line ringing] [groggily] Hello. Father Jones? What’s up, Os? I have the black angel trapped. And I know what I need to do to cast him back to Hell, but… I don’! want to do it. What should I do? Kill Satan. [hangs up] [instrumental piano music]  [muffled pleading] Os. Os. Os, let us go, man. [deep breath] I’m gonna bury him’ Os! Os! Os! Os! Os!  . Go in. . ‘ [gasps] Why’ Why is he doing this? He’s a crazy man. He’s a madman. Damn it. If that’s how you want it, Devil, so be it! So be it! God damn it. You had to be so… ‘ [grunts] Why? Jeez. Oh, God. Oh, my God. [panting] Oh, God. Oh, God. Mary, hold on. Wait, sweetheart. Okay. Wait, sweetheart. Get me out of here. This thing. All right. Okay. Okay… You got it? Gonna get you out of here. Okay. I’m gonna get you out. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. . Just go. Just go to Jazz. I’ll do it. Just give it to me. Okay. Give it to me. [intense instrumental music]  Lo, from the valley of God, you shall not! One cannot! Jazz, talk to me. Jazz. [thud] [grunts] [yells] Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that’s it. That’s it. That’s it. Breathe. [thud] [yelling] [gasping] Dan! Dan, no! ” [sobs] [Jazz coughing] Dan! [siren approaching] Okay. Don’! worry, baby. They’re coming. They’re coming’ You’re gonna be okay. Don’t worry. They’re coming’ [sirens blaring] [instrumental music]  Hey, man.